he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
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I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
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It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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