ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
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