We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
Randomize
