he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Buhtt sex?
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
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