With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Randomize
