nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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