My first STD was from a foam party
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
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You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
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His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
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