dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
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