I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
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searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
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Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
Randomize