Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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