$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
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