She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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