Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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