Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
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the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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