I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
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