Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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