I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
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