Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
My dad is sitting where you rode me
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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