i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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