I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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