On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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