And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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