I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
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It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
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We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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