garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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