The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
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