garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
the condom got lost in my hair
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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