Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
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