yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
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