I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
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Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
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Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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