Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
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I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
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what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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