You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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