Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
you made out with another girl for some wings
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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