i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
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please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
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Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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