You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Never underestimate the power of titties
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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