He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
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someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
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Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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