She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Randomize
