I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Randomize
