I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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