oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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