If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I believe in your delicious
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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