You're a womanizer and a bitch.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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