Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
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It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
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I need a burrito and a hug.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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