margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
he shaved USA in his pubs
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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