In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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