I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
I feel like death gave me a hand job
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Randomize