I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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