So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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