I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
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