love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
where does the pee come out of this thing
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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