oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I showed him my bush... on skype.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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