whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
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