My friends, they love my intelligence
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
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It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
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We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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