In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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