sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
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