I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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