belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
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I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
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No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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