I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
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I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
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The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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