I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
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